Dangerous Ways to Tell Animals Apart
The textbook warns you in advance.
↳ A poem that pretends, all the way through, to be useful.
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The textbook warns you in advance.
↳ A poem that pretends, all the way through, to be useful.
Five of the six stanzas are built identically.
↳ The information and the disaster always arrive together.
Stanzas one and two.
↳ A set question asks about exactly these two, and when you can use them.
Three of the seven set questions ignore the animals completely.
↳ Most of the jokes in this poem are in the language, not the ideas.
Get the scheme right first.
↳ Six stanzas, six couplets, six punchlines.
Watch the trap being set and sprung.
↳ The oldest machine in comic verse, used six times without a miss.
Six stanzas of helpful advice for identifying dangerous animals, each of which can only be used at the exact moment the animal is eating you. Carolyn Wells keeps a perfectly straight face all the way through.
~25 min · full explanation, examples & memory tricks in the app
Wells bends spelling, grammar and pronunciation to force her rhymes, and the textbook asks about three of those bends by name. The wrongness is not carelessness — it is most of the comedy.
~26 min · full explanation, examples & memory tricks in the app
The textbook asks about bearhugs, laughing hyenas and crocodile tears, and then asks what serious ideas sit behind the jokes. Both questions have good answers, and both come up in the paper.
~26 min · full explanation, examples & memory tricks in the app
135 questions laddered from warm-up to topper-level, each with an explanation. A taste:
Who wrote 'How to Tell Wild Animals'?
BeginnerCarolyn Wells
The other three wrote other poems in this book.
Reading the poem from the jungles of the east to the empty tree at the end, how is it laid out?
IntermediateSix stanzas of six lines each
One creature per stanza, except the fifth.
What does the textbook's headnote say about the identification methods in this poem?
IntermediateThat they are dangerous
It also calls the poem humorous.
Which shape do five of the six stanzas share?
AdvancedA setting, a creature, a feature, and a confirmation by attack
The confirmation is always something done to you.
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